Today's reason there is no God: Not enough fucking time.
Honestly, would it be so difficult for a loving God to just give me an hour every day so that I can disprove his existence? What am I supposed to do with 24 hours? I need my full 12 hours of sleep, of course, then work/school/whatever, plus I have to fight general lack of motivation and the perpetual need to masturbate. God sucks!
One week ago's reason why there is no God: Dead Beatles
John and George are dead. They were the ones who had talent, who wrote good songs. "Good Day Sunshine" just makes me fucking nauseated. God clearly casts his vote here for the incompetent drummer and the sappy songster, a move so absolutely sinister that there must be no God guiding this world.
I'm too impatient to flesh these points out any more. Refer to today's reason.
